Monthly Archive for October, 2005

What runs through your mind at 96.2 miles an hour

It’s in the nature of a comedian to think of humor in uncomfortable situations. After all, humor is a basic defense mechanism within human beings, whereby we confront our fears and anxieties with ridicule and laughter. Comedians are tuned to this mechanism, and just as writers are writing always (even if they aren’t putting pen to paper), comedians are always cracking jokes – on the inside at least.

Sometimes the quick little gags that pop into our heads are really funny and appropriate. Others are really funny and very INappropriate. (Picture Brian Griffen banging on the kitchen table yelling “WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!” right now.) They’re things we would never, EVER, say in the real world, and quite often don’t even reflect how we really feel. But because our brains try to soften the blows of shock, horror, loss, or tragedy, they make a funny out of it to make us feel a little better.

This afternoon, in the middle of a discussion about the Civil Rights struggle, one of those Brian-banging-on-the-table jokes entered into my head. I’ve been trying hard not to laugh at it because I know it’s one of the most tasteless things I’ve come up with, and I hope the subject of the joke will understand: it’s just my way of dealing with a great loss that has diminished the rest of the world.

Rosa Parks died this week…and you just know that somewhere in Alabama, someone stood up and said ‘OKAY, YOU’VE HAD YOUR FUN, NOW GET IN THE BACK OF THE BUS!’”

Just had to get that off my chest.

Set phasers on “DUH!”

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/states/california/northern_california/13014774.htm

George Takei, ‘Mr. Sulu’ of Star Trek fame, comes out

Associated Press

LOS ANGELES – Actor George Takei, best known for his role as Mr. Hikaru Sulu in “Star Trek,” comes out as homosexual in the Oct. 26 issue of Frontiers, a biweekly Los Angeles magazine covering the gay and lesbian community.

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“The world has changed from when I was a young teen feeling ashamed for being gay,” he said. “The issue of gay marriage is now a political issue. That would have been unthinkable when I was young.”

The 68-year-old actor said he considers himself as “having been out for quite some time.” Takei and his partner, Brad Altman, have been together for 18 years.

Takei, a Japanese-American who lived in a U.S. internment camp from age 4 to 8, said he grew up feeling shameful about his ethnicity and sexuality. He likened prejudice against gays to racial segregation.

“It’s against basic decency and what American values stand for,” he said.

Minor milestone

Liberated Syndication reports that two recent episodes of my show’s podcast have broken the 100 listener mark.

That doesn’t mean 100 downloads, it actually means an estimate of (through sophisticated calculations) 100 distinct people listening to my show. Actually, in the case of last week’s, 112 people. In the case of 10/7′s show, 102 people.

Now, I know this doesn’t rank up there with some shows like TWiT or Dr. Floyd, but considering the first few tracked through LibSyn were in the 20′s and 30′s, it shows growth.

Please, everyone, keep plugging the podcast to your friends. Keep voting for me at Podcast Alley, and keep spreading the good word.

(ON EDIT: Looks like a number of the shows from back in June have actually drifted over 100, including 121 for the Fifth Anniversary show and 132 for the Original Pilot the following link. And for some reason the first show to be included in the iTunes podcast directory, the 3/25 “Spring” spotlight managed 222 listeners somehow. Guess a lot of people didn’t like it.)

“Ha ha! Charade I am!”

Getting a wild hair up my ass (ow!) I decided to finally sit down and author a DVD for myself of “Dark Side Of The Rainbow.”

For those of you who aren’t aware of this, the trick is to take “The Wizard Of Oz,” and watch it while playing a soundtrack composed of three Pink Floyd albums. You start “Dark Side Of The Moon” at the third roar from the Lion, then after it’s complete, segue right into “Animals,” then start “Meddle” at track 2 when that’s done.* You’d be surprised how well it syncs up, especially in the case of the tracks “Time,” “Us and Them,” and “Pigs (three different ones).”

Years ago, we decided it would be easier to just make a video tape with the movie’s soundtrack replaced. We did it…a few times. Unfortunately, our copies kept getting lent out and not returned, or broken.

So, I finally decided to just create a DVD image I could burn a disc from, and we could watch it whenever we wanted. And if someone didn’t return our disc, I could just re-burn it from the DVD folder files I had created.

Of course, when I start these stupid projects, I go overboard. Knowing I was going to author a DVD, I knew I needed menus. Good menus have either backdrops or animation. Refusing to make the animations, I did two backdrops for the menus. I post them here for all of you who want to make a disc as well to have artwork to use. And for the rest of you, you may revel in how much of a nerd I really am…but a nerd who knows how to use Photoimpact.

This is the artwork for the main and “select audio track” menus. I hate the ones I’ve seen out there using the Tin Man’s hat for the prism. I always preferred the idea of Glinda being the mistress of refraction.

This is the one from the “jump to song” menus. I don’t know why, but just the thought of the four adventurers happily dancing down the Yellow Brick Road, only to find it leads to the Battersea Power Station (from the cover of “Animals”) strikes me as amusing.

*The reason you start at track two is that track one, “One Of These Days,” perfectly syncs up with the last six minutes of “2001: A Space Odyssey.” Don’t believe me? Try it.

Wow. You never realize how many people might read you.

Back in July, I made this post about my adventures with a Beiyang receipt printer. I provided a link to drivers I had managed (through sheer will and scamming) to acquire for the printer when the company’s website wasn’t working.

I never looked back at the entry until today, when someone followed a link to my show’s website from a comment. Not only did a lot of people end up downloading drivers through my link, but people from the company itself were commenting! Wow.

For the record, once we got the Beiyang printer working, it’s proven to be a remarkable little device. I recommend it. Just make sure your merchant gives you the driver CD!

Shell out some cash, folks.

Our friend, Brett (““) Fauver is battling cancer for a third time. He’s in serious need of a bone marrow transplant, and his insurance is screwing him over royally.

He’s about a third of the way to what he needs, so if you can spare a buck or two, I’d really appreciate it if you could….