Monthly Archive for December, 2006

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Going through my archives, I found this quote. Now that Vista is finally (once again) unshackling the Windows desktop from Internet Explorer, I think it’s fun to look back.

To picture how ridiculous the decision to build Windows 98 around the web browser really is, imagine if everything in your kitchen had to be run through the toaster.

RIP Gerald Ford.

Gerald Ford, the oldest President in the history of the United States, has passed away at 93.

Ford is best remembered as an honest man who surrounded himself with dishonest people, and when handed an impossible situation by his predecessor he did his best to muddle through it. Even though history does not look back on him fondly, I doubt any other man could have done better than he did to answer the 1970′s energy crisis, the spiraling inflation growing out of Nixonomics, and a lack of faith in our leaders precipitated by Watergate.

Plus, he was a loveable klutz, too.

You will be missed, Gerry.

Update on my battle with the neocons.

“One judges a man by the quality of his enemies.” – Michael, Archangel

Al Smith, who lost the Presidency to Herbert Hoover in part due to his Catholicism, was known as “The Happy Warrior.” For the first time in years, I can sympathize with the man who ran the Empire State Building, because I am indeed a happy warrior in the trenches today.

Brief recap for everyone: On October 30, I was doing a Google search for references to my comic strip, The New Adventures Of Queen Victoria, when I came across a hit on a certain neocon website with an eerily familiar name. Looking into it, I discovered that the hit was not from a reference to the strip, but to the link in my signature on Democratic Underground. What was quoted, in its entirety, was a post I had made on DU about problems we were having with Wachovia Bank, NA, with whom my mother and I had been tied up in court for over three years, along with abundant schadenfreude at our misfortune. Investigating it further, I discovered that the post was copied into a forum dedicated entirely to copying material wholesale from, and making fun of, members of Democratic Underground. Among the material in question were two copyrighted essays of mine and one instance of my comic strip.

The person running that site, as most cowards do, chose to hide his identity rather than own up to the hatred and bile associated with the site. He used a proxy domain company as his shield, and since I couldn’t serve him with a Cease and Desist letter otherwise, I asked the company for his ID. They contacted him almost a month later, when they got around to my complaint, and told him to call me, which he did. I didn’t want to talk with him right then due to a loud buzzing that was causing problems with my home phone, but he wouldn’t allow me to call him back, and refused to provide his legal contact information so he could be served. I offered to settle for the removal of all my material, and the removal of that forum since the only purpose it served was for the illegal reproduction of others’ writings. He refused. I went back to his anonymity provider and demanded his information.

At the same time, I started some research of my own. I got what appears to be all the relevant information needed to serve him, and had planned to do so after the first of the year. I mentioned this to another DU’er who was also suffering at their hands, and let him know I would be dealing with them. This sparked a great outcry on their part, including the reproduction of even more material of mine solely to goad me, while at the same time digging them a deeper hole. The events after that are pretty well documented in the existing articles and the discussion extending from them. This brings us to the current moment. Here, now, the latest.

1. I had suspected that I was going to have to change my tactics, and work up another set of C&D letters for this person’s LLC, since the website now claims to be run by a Limited Liability Company. (In fact, one of the people involved in running the site suggested that they just dissolve the LLC and reform it under another name the next day to keep me from receiving any award if the case is found in my favor.) Turns out I may have to do that for the more recent (and more egregious) violations, but my work done so far was not wasted. The LLC runnning that site was not created until 12/7/2006 at 8:13 AM, when papers were filed in Nevada. As a result, the vast majority of violations in my planned complaint happened when he, personally, was legally the operator of the website, not some other legal entity. Thus, I will probably have grounds to sue him personally for the activity that took place under his watch that he failed (and refused) to guard against. More work for me, but work I don’t mind. I had prepared, and was ready to link to, fill-in-the-blank C&D letters for those people whose material has also been used, but will be amending them to include both the LLC and the person personally responsible. Stay tuned.

2. Recent cases greatly undermine any fair use claim they might be willing to make. You see, they sell ads on that site and solicit donations. (One recent solicitation dates back to before the site’s transfer to the LLC, too, so it was the individual who was collecting money, unlike Democratic Underground, LLC doing it for DU.) Since a lot of the traffic and activity on that site is generated by infringing and potentially infringing material (at last count over 40% of all threads on that site are dedicated to material copied from DU and journals like mine) they benefit financially from these infringements. This takes non-profit use out of the picture, which seems to have been (like Free Republic before them) one of their major defenses.

3. They seem obsessed with my own use of public domain material, even trying to make the case that I’m infringing on expired copyrights for photographs because I might (in their logic) be using someone else’s copyrighted digital representation of those photographs. Sorry, despite your theories I’m not using a scan from Groliers or Corel. I won’t go into where they came about, but by their own logic, one of them who claims to be (I said earlier appeared to be) an attorney would be further infringing on my copyright by using my own digital manipulation of Bassano’s Jubilee photgraphs of Victoria in his borderline-slanderous cartoons lampooning me. (By the way, if you’re lurking, nice artwork, though your writing needs to be tightened up.)

4. They’re getting increasingly desperate, trying to intimidate me with insults and physical threats. I’m not falling for it. I’m told over and over that “no one” reads my strip, but with 7,000 views a month (between subscribers and views at Comics Sherpa — thank you to the people who have been doing publicity for me the last few weeks, it has helped A LOT) it’s safe to say that more people are now reading me than the 4,000 users they claim to have. Or does “no one” read their site, too?

5. Even with the Cease and Desist letters on their way, I’m still willing to settle this, and not for money as some have suggested. All I want is to make sure that this kind of stuff doesn’t happen again. I can do that through infringement proceedings, the DMCA, and the court, or it can be handled through out of court negotiation. Let them comply with the C&D and then make a counter proposal on how they plan to end this abuse by their users, and the incitement and inducement to it by the site owners, not only of my writings but all those similarly situated. If it can be done to my satisfaction without deleting the entire forum, fine, but I’m not going to stand and see others profit off of my material without my permission, and I’m not going to rest without proper safeguards in place to prevent it in the future.

I’m probably going to slip underground (pardon the pun) on this matter for a little while, unless they approach me to settle. There’s no need for daily updates for most of the next week or so, until I start getting back the return receipts and responses from him, his hosting service, and his coward-screen company. Until then, rest assured that I’m loving every minute of the fight, and am eager for the next round.

Happy holidays to one and all.

As I head out for some Christmas cheer with good friends….

…I’ll leave you with tomorrow’s episode of The New Adventures Of Queen Victoria.

Merry Christmas.

Deal Or No Deal, eh?

Canadian TV network “Global” has licensed “Deal Or No Deal” for Canadian television. They will produce a five episode “tryout run” of the Canadian version early next year.

They’re currently on the lookout for Canadian models to hold the briefcases. The trick is, there are 26 women on “DoND.” They’re looking for five Canadian models, and the other 21 will be from the States.

Does Global think that there aren’t 26 attractive women in all of Canada?

Uh oh.

http://wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=5853921

“Southwyck Santa Claus Diagnosed as Carrier of Meningitis Bacteria”

Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick, I hope he didn’t infect any kids on his lap!

In case there’s anyone from the Southwyck, Ohio, area reading this blog, this guy was Santa on:

Friday, December 15, 2006 from 10:00 am to 2:00 pm
Monday, December 18, 2006 from 8:24 am to 2:33 pm
Tuesday, December 19, 2006 from 8:24 am to 2:25 pm
Wednesday, December 20, 2006 from 8:24 am to 1:24 pm

(Thanks to WTOP for the information.)

Oh, how I love our legal system.

Global Compass, Inc.
56 Marietta Street
4th Floor Suite A
Atlanta, GA 30303

Domains By Proxy
15111 N. Hayden Road, Suite 160
PMB 353
Scottsdale, AZ 85260

To Whom It May Concern:

I am Paul L. Sungenis (referred to hereafter as the “Owner”).

As required under Section 512(c)(3) and 512(d)(3) of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (17 U.S.C. §§512(c)(3) and 512(d)(3)), I am instructed to place you on notice that:

1. The Owner is the exclusive owner of the comic strip The New Adventures of Queen Victoria, the essays “Operation Pulpit Watch,” “My Big Fag Gay Wedding, Episode One,” “An Open Letter To The South,” and other written works bearing his name and that of his pseudonym, “Pab Sungenis” (the “Protected Work”); and

2. The website ConservativeUnderground.com contains unauthorized copies of the Protected Work or derivative works of the Protected Work in its message area, under the heading “The Best/Worst of DU.” This is an infringement on the exclusive rights of the Owner (the “Infringing Material”).

You are instructed to immediately remove all access to the Infringing Material.

I have a good faith belief that the use of the Infringing Material is not authorized by the Owner, its agents or the law. The information in this Notice of Copyright Infringement is accurate and under penalty of perjury, I am the Owner referenced above.

Should you require any further information regarding this matter, please contact me at the address and telephone number indicated above.

Sincerely,
Paul L. Sungenis

–snip–

Robert C. Crook
3700 Pitman Road
Atlanta, GA 30349

Re: Copyright Infringement

Dear Mr. Crook:

I own and retain all rights in my copyrighted work entitled The New Adventures Of Queen Victoria, An Open Letter To The South, Operation Pulpit Watch, My Big Fag Gay Wedding Episode One, and other writings under my own name and the pseudonym Pab Sungenis (the “Protected Work”), published between February 8, 2006 and December 21, 2006. It has recently come to my attention that you have made unauthorized use of the Protected Work by allowing and encouraging others to reproduce this material on the website ConservativeUnderground.com, of which you appear to be the owner.

You have neither requested nor received permission from me to use the Protected Work in any way. Therefore, your use of the Protected Work is an infringement of my rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and you could be liable for statutory damages as high as $150,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein.

As such, I therefore demand that you: i) cease your use of the Protected Work immediately; ii) provide me with prompt written assurance that you will cease and desist from any future unauthorized uses of any Protected Work by me within seven days.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. I would like to resolve this situation amicably, but I am willing to exercise my rights to their fullest extent if necessary.

You may contact me at the address listed above.

Sincerely,

Paul L. Sungenis

IDEA!

The Selective Service is testing the procedures and equipment for a possible draft today.

Can we maybe get DIEBOLD a contract to build the computers for the draft lottery, so Republicans get selected first?

My Big Fag Gay Wedding, Episode One

Since, just minutes ago, Governor Corzine signed the law making it possible, I think it’s finally time to announce this.

I’m getting married.

Sure, they’re calling it “civil union” for now, but under the new law it’s completely functionally equivalent, carrying all the rights and responsibilities as the “M” word, so I prefer to call it what it really is. When the Law catches up with reality, I’ll be waiting for it.

I met Bryan in the fall of 1992. I asked him to marry me in 1995, knowing that it wouldn’t carry legal weight but wanting to be ready when it does. We’ve been together all these years with no legal basis, and no legal protections. Now the same rights are being offered to us, and we would be stupid not to take them.

We nearly went the “domestic partnership” when self-hating-former-closeted-Governor Jim McGreevey offered it years ago, but there were so many ridiculous hoops to jump through. To get married in Jersey, you need ID, a witness, proof of residency, a three day wait, and $28.00. To get a domestic partnership it was more money, all those requirements above, a lease or deed in both your names, joint bank accounts, a note from your mom saying it was OK to go out and play, and other things. It was just too confusing, and we never followed through on it. Plus, it would have only given us about 10% of the rights of full married folks, so why go through the hassle?

Anyway, we’re going to make it offical, and while I’m planning small, it’s still going to need a ceremony like marriage does, so it’s time to plan for one. We’re going to “unionize” (ick) on the 15th Anniversary of our meeting. (However, it will only be 11 years and 11 months the way Bryan reckons the length of our relationship — he dates it from when I proposed. Now, adding a third set of dates gives us even more to bicker about when someone asks how long we’ve been together.)

I can see the first hurdle right now: we need an officiating officer. While previous “gay weddings” could be overseen by anyone, even your terrier if you want, you need an officer licensed to perform marriages in Jersey to “unionize.” We’ll need a judge, clergyman, or mayor. I have to start looking now and line someone up.

Still, it’s going to happen. I’ve already heard from my three Groomsmen, all of whom are willing to fulfill their roles. They’re the three comedians I’ve worked with the most over the years. Ironically, I was the first of the four of us to pair off, but by the time of our ceremony, I will be the last of the four to get married.

Just wanted to share the good news. One last caveat: it really IS going to be a very small affair, just very close friends and no family (especially not Bryan’s sister the Talibornagain). If you don’t get an invite, please understand.